Desperate, we are young. Seperate, we are one...

x. Can you burp on demand? Nope.
x. When was the last time you had a day off of school? Lol.. um about three years ago when i was still in school
x. True or false: Hoodies=love? Erm, sometimes.
x. Can you do the worm? omgwtf
x. How good are you at keeping secrets? Amazingly good 
x. What would you do if you received a package of shrinkwrapped octopus in the mail? Erm, be like "omgwtf?!"
x. Do you think your life is too predictable? At the moment it is.
x. What's your least favorite cliché? don't they all suck?
x. Are you a tabloid turkey? Erm no
x. If I called you a sock monkey, would you be offended? No
x. Why do guys always make fun of chick flicks? because they are insensitive bastards
x. Was today boring or full of drama? boring as fuck
x. Have you done something to help the Hurricane victims? nope
x. Do you ever buy soundtracks? i have..
x. What's the best road trip game? listening to music and ignoring the other passengers.
x. What freaks you out more: midterm exams or term papers? I have neither.
x. Do you travel more than 30 miles from home when you go to visit relatives on Christmas or Thanksgiving or whatever? No way. Fuck that crazy shit, they can come here. lol
x. How would you describe your style? um, i don't know.
x. What advice would you give to a girl with thick eyebrows? none, she can look however she damn well pleases
x. How strict are the PDA rules at your school? the what rules? o0
x. Do you know how to tie a tie? Is it really all that hard? Yes, and no its not hard. Except that nobody can use one i tie because i tie it left handed. Lol
x. What would you rather have a guy get you: flowers or candy? flowers
x. If you were guaranteed to get a book that you wrote published, no matter what the subject or plot or whatever was, and no matter how bad of a writer you are, what would you write about? I have no idea. How crap life is?
x. You know that one part of Eminem's "Just Lose It"? ....that isn't a question..
x. If you had to live in an extreme environment (Think Sahara, Antarctica, underwater, on the Moon) where would you live? Why? I'm thinking either the Moon -because there isn't many people there- or Underwater -because, basically, i'm still a Little Mermaid fan at heart and i couldn't pass that up.
x. If you could live in any house you've seen in a movie, whose house, from what movie and why? Omg, so many.. Bag End would rock or the house from that 'Duplex' movie with Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiler, except without the creepy lady OR the house from 'Just Like Heaven' that Reese's character lives in. ♥
x. Do you feel we are right to put animals, particularly chimpanzees, through painful tests in order to produce vaccines for human diseases? No. Big huge no. I cannot express the huge amount i am against this in words.
x. If all food had to be eaten raw, would you still order a hamburger, or just fries? Neither thanks.
x. What would it be like to swim in peanut butter? I think it would be like swimming in quick sand.
x. Which is better... a) Your brother gets committed to a mental asylum for life OR b) With no anesthetic, your left breast is sawed off by the neighborhood butcher? What do you choose and Why? A. Wouldn't bother me, he probably needs it and b is just way to fucked up.
x. If you could enhance one of your five senses but one of your other senses would deteriorate as a result, which would you choose to improve? Which would you choose to decrease? Enhance sight, decrease smell.
x. Would you rather be the hockey puck or the hockey stick? the stick, definitely
x. A guy you just met gives you a number and when you call it is the number of his grandmother's house. What is your first reaction? Think 'he must live with his grandmother' and ask for him. Why would that  bother anyone? o_0
x. If you had to choose between having a limp for the rest of your life or having a stutter for the rest of your life which would you choose? Limp.
x. Would you rather be gossiped about or lied to? Gossiped about. I don't give a fuck.
x. If space aliens turned us all into animals, would you rather be a penguin or a koala? Koala!
x. When you get a box of those yummy chocolates for a special occasion (ex. holidays, birthdays, anniverseries), what kind of filling do you like the best? Strawberry, or Orange.. or.. liek heaps of others. lol
x. If you were a super-hero whose special power was based on a trait or characteristic you have now, what would your name be? *blink* i don't know..
x. Would you rather chew shards of broken glass -OR- sit on a lighted barbecue grill? Neither!
x. If you could have someone else's voice, who's would you have? Hm.. i like Ebbs voice when she has a cold it's all husky and cool, lol. I don't know though, i'm sure theres someone else.
x. What's your preferred brand of deoderant? Whatever works.
x. Have you done any remodeling in your house in the past three years? No
x. Would you rather live in a world where you needed a quarter to get into every bathroom (including the one in your home) -OR- where every bathroom only had one square of tissue? a quarter. How much is that worth anyway? lol
x. If you could stay awake for 23 hours in a day like Edward Norton did in the movie Fight Club what would you do with all that extra time? Make heaps of jewellry, read.. fuck i don't know
x. Would you ever like to befriend or fall in love with a mailbox? Why or why not? What city would it be in? What color? How tall? Would it be able to speak? No, because it is an inaminate object.
x. What do you do when your very best friend in the world calls you one morning and tells you in all honesty...he/she had seen a space ship and it hovered over their back yard for over an hour? Would you believe them? Would you think they were a looney tune? I'd believe them.. but still be amused.
x. Office gossip is very common and sometimes very entertaining however, based on experience it is 95% of the time false or greatly exagerated. So why does gossip occur? Because people have nothing else better to do than to talk shit about other people
x. Do you have carpeting in your room? No
x. Have you ever been accused of being emotionally needy? ..no but i probably am 
x. What's the weather like right now? Um.. its still hot.
x. Are there any Swiffer products in your house? wtf?
x. When was the last time you got stung by a bee? When i was like.. 12. I avoid them.
x. Do you get motion sickness? Sometimes
x. How do you like your coffee? either ice coffee or.. flavoured some way.. or just with sugar but left to get cold. lol

IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU:
made a wish
tied your shoes
eaten cake
signed a contract
made something explode
directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
sent something through the US mail
been very angry
gone a day without eating
stolen something you considered "insignificant"
watched more than three different television shows
had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
been intoxicated by any substance
thrown up
gotten paid
 gone a night without sleeping
broken something you like by accident
envied someone very strongly
 finished an artistic project
hated
made very loud noise
made noise that was too loud
given a thumbs up
agreed to go to Highland Park, CA within the next week
slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
sampled
listened to Pat Benatar's "Love Is a Battlefield"
been drunk
smoked pot.
kissed a member of the opposite sex.
rode in a taxi.
been dumped.
 been fired.
 been in a fist fight.
 had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
 snuck out of my parent's house.
 been arrested.
 made out with a stranger.
 stole something from my job.
celebrated new years in times square.
 went on a blind date.
 lied to a friend.
had a crush on a teacher.
 celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
been to europe.
 skipped school.

*points to mood lemon* How the fuck is that contemplative? Like, wtf?! o_0`